quiet despair » Special Attention Required

Disruption

Maker — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 01:10:00 +0000

I will be moving tomorrow to somewhere in central Orange County. I can’t say where, because its Tustin Ranch. I’m not sure yet if it’s a real city. Anyway, my point is that some services will be disrupted while enterprise is being moved. DNS should be fine, but obviously anything thats hosted or running on enterprise will be unreachable. I should be setting up enterprise’s replacement in the next couple of weeks, with an actual data center for it to live at.

Jacksonville, FL

Maker — Sun, 25 Feb 2007 23:21:16 +0000

I’m taking a little mini-vacation to see one of my best friends in Florida. I’ve booked the flight as of this morning, and I’m certain I’m getting ripped off. I’m also probably going to get caught by TSA because of my shifty eyes. I remember when it used to be cheap to fly. One time I flew round-trip to New York for a little more than two hundred dollars. I recall one time when I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Los Angeles in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. ‘Give me five bees for a quarter,’ you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah — the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones, which brings me to my point; I’ll be leaving on the 15th of Smarch at 8:15 and returning to Orange County on the 19th at 11:13.

And another thing about the TSA. I once took a trip to Washingtron D.C. taking two laptops as carry-ons. They made me take both of them out and open them up to make sure they weren’t entire filled with bomb-juice, I guess. I felt a lot safer with their precursory glance at both machines that they didn’t even ask me to turn on. Slowing lines down could thwart those impatient terrorists though. Good work, TSA. Good work.

I’d like to sit on your couch and write some checks

Maker — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:49:14 +0000

Or instead, use this opportunity to talk about how by this point I’m willing to settle for a point and shoot digital camera. Like the Nikon Coolpix S9. However, for just a few dollars more, and I’m not even talking about the price of a dinner out at a moderately priced restaurant. You probably have the cash in your wallet right now. For those few extra dollars, the S7c could be in your hands, briefly before you wrap it up for me. No, you know what? I don’t even want it wrapped. I don’t even want it in the box. It’s not as though I’d cry if a D80 or D50 didn’t magically fall from the sky into my arms. Not very much at any rate.				Nikon S7c	Nikon S9
	Nikon D80		In case you missed that: Birthday Wishlist Here

Censorship By Parents Who Can’t Conrol Their Children

Maker — Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:31:34 +0000

A website I maintain was recently brought under attack on one of the links I post on my personal website which has no affiliation with my employer or any projects I freelance . I post these thinks to further my ability to illustrate my ability to freelance any project regardless of content.One of the users of these side projects dug deep to find a correlation between my personal site (quietdespair.com) and one of my professional freelance sites and had a major problem with artwork. I imagine that in this particular users world all artwork would be subject to approval by this user, which of course makes zero sense in the world we’ve created on the internet.This kind of thiking, where an entity must censor their content so that their underage internet user is not subject to its artistic content should immediately indicate that this user not produce offspring, and should be entered intro mandatory manual labor for the benefit of those of us capable of intelligent thought.

To me, these people are merely a waste of our society’s production, and should simply be assigned manual labor for the duration of their lives. Not only that but their breeding capabilities should be revoked. It spoils the gene poil and should not infect future generations.

We’re at a turning point here where our options are to let the low IQ subspecies out breed the intelligent and further ruin human kind as a whole or to prevent those with poor consideration of their actions, those with poor IQ, and those not a benefit to human kind as a whole be prevented from polluting our gene pool.

The alternative to this call to action is to let them breed as they will and face human extinction within a very short period of time. I hope you didnt plan on great grand children under this plan. Should your great grandchildren be born under these conditions, expect them to have issues tying their shoes, let alone voting. Under this type of situation, expect the human race to last no more than four generations. With luck.