I’ve decided to change my work schedule to more closely follow the schedule of the moon. I will be basing my schedule on the data found here.
On days with a lunar eclipse, I will not show up. Unless there is free soda pop.

NASA will likely shut down its Institute for Advanced Concepts, which funds research into futuristic – and often far-out – ideas in spaceflight and aeronautics, officials say. The controversial move highlights the budgetary pressures the agency is facing as it struggles to retire the space shuttles by 2010 and develop their replacement.

Much like clown college for homer, skydiving has no effect on me whatsoever. I’m not thinking about it right now, as a matter of fact.